4 A.M. or Later

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

Whitney Houston’s favorite Asian toy company?

Bandaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

cosmicunicornart:

Which question? Anon asks me many questions, some are nice others are annoying. The horse fucking? I told you, horses should fuck horses and humans should fuck humans because that’s what Nature intends, and I agree with Nature. 
Anon, I’m starting to think you’re some creeper horse who has a crush on me. I’m not going to fuck you, creeper horse. Get off the internet and go graze in a field. The internet is not for horses. 

Did you know that every single day, the Internet produces more speech than was created between the dawn of civilization and the year 2006? You didn’t know that, because I just made it up. But it feels true. We are all bombarded. We are drowning in information. It’s no longer thrown on our doorstep each sunrise, or even just broadcast into our living rooms; it’s in our hands every waking hour; the endless stream of talking, as we spend all day moving our eyes from screen to screen to screen; it’s the first thing we see each morning and the last thing we see before we go to bed. The shower is the last safe space, which is why it’s the only place where we have decent ideas anymore.
A great essay in The Atlantic by Obama’s former speechwriter Jon Lovett: The Culture of Shut Up (via dion-thesocialist)

usemeandabuseme:

10knotes:

Leonid Afremov is a passionate painter from Mexico who paints with palette knife with oil on canvas. He loves to express the beauty, harmony and spirit of this world in his paintings, which are rich in different moods, colors and emotions.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

gorgeous

questionzecora:

getting back on the right track  will be no easy feat,
I’ve got letters to answer, and spam to delete!

dduane:

ohmyhelbig:

FINALLY IT IS HERE.

My favourite scene.